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patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

melvinandlugnut:

melvinandlugnut:

I really wanted to get some sleep, but my brain went “hey you remember that thing you thought of earlier” and now I’ve created this

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I just woke up from my 14 hour nap and TROUBT has like 5,000 notes. WHAT HAPPENED?

a miracle

Text 17 Jan 6,891 notes YES YOU ARE MADE OF STARDUST BUT SO IS CHOLERA SO NET ZERO I WOULD SAY

sarkos:

normal-horoscopes:

13lizardsinatrenchcoat:

Cholera is a neat disease that helped kickstart the study of epidemiology so +2 fuck you.

HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF CHOLERA YOU REALLY WANNA TAKE A PRO-CHOLERA STANCE

Me, shitting myself to death: This is W I L D. How do I get more people into this fandom?

Text 17 Jan 101,801 notes

fourletterepithet:

colonelfind-it:

colonelfind-it:

a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

an orchestra

NO

Photo 17 Jan 59,733 notes frankenmouse:
“I mean, we literally have research that says this. With TV it works because shows are DESIGNED to have segues/scenes where advertising can go, so we perceive it as less disruptive. You can’t just drop advertising in any old where....

frankenmouse:

I mean, we literally have research that says this. With TV it works because shows are DESIGNED to have segues/scenes where advertising can go, so we perceive it as less disruptive. You can’t just drop advertising in any old where. Shockingly, people fucking HATE that.

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ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres:

silentwalrus1:

silentwalrus1:

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

My ancestors didn’t fuck off from Kaiserslautern in their teens to settle a barely-habitable swamp for their descendants to not stuff their craws with pounds of meat at every opportunity, nor did my other ancestors drink enough scotch to kill a horse daily in between shouting matches with the Washingtons for me to not do shrooms and lead cultists in Proto-Indo-European chants to the glory of the sun

Text 16 Jan 2,007 notes everything is connected, you fuckhead. unknown latent forms persist in the deepest of chasms, bastard

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chipsprites:

Me: *escaping the louvre, having just stolen the mona lisa*

The police: Stop right there!

Me: credit to the original artist. :)

The police: Oh, never mind, you’re free to go.

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nerdgasrnz:

transntired:

why is miles being middle to upper middle class so hard to comprehend? He never had to starve, his parents are happy to buy him art supplies, he never had to steal he never needed donations from the people of New York. Literally, Peter is canonically more broke than Miles.

You know why.

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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

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hillyminne:

lumpatronics:

peteseeger:

rosalui:

onedeadkitty:

tariqah:

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Interspecies lesbianism

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It’s cute guys

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

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So I had to draw them in human form???

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

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